Kyle and Jenna met at work in 2020. Looking to kill time, Jenna would talk with Kyle. Over several months they became friends.

A year later they exchanged numbers and with this text, Kyle initiated a conversation that will last for better or worse, rich or poor, and all the jokes that land or don't land-

"THANKS for subscribing to Slug Facts™! Did you know, slugs are hermaphrodites and will sword fight during reproduction and the loser gets impregnated? Text 'Slug Me Baby One More Time' for more oozetastic facts!"